Him’s crucifixion scene is a lot more eventful. Jesus, it appears, is into it - or at least that’s what we see in Him, the infamous gay Jesus porn film from 1974.Īccording to the Bible, Jesus was strung up on the cross for six long hours before he gasped his last breath, only to be resurrected a few days later. Clearly visible through the fabric of his flimsy, white loincloth is a giant boner, which stiffens as several men approach. There’s blood pooling at his wrists and ankles, and sweat is dripping down his torso. It’s a clear summer afternoon and Jesus Christ is hanging from a crucifix, his curly, brown locks tangled in a crown of thorns.
And no, not one of them is a turtle dove.
Whether they’re becoming literary superstars, breaking the “stunt cock” mold or literally embodying gay Jesus himself, they’re the real gifts we need this Christmas. But since since six geese-a-laying and a bunch of turtle doves seem unsanitary - not to mention a violation of city ordinances - we decided to gift you with 12 of something better: A handful of sex workers you should absolutely know about.
In the infamous carol “The 12 Days of Christmas,” the singer brags about all the bossy gifts their “true love” gave them for the holidays.
